Also known by such aliases as Sugarpie, Doodlebug, Doodles, Stinker, Stinkerbinker and Chi Chi Boo Boo, said baby has very proud and somewhat rested parents.
Startled, the mother awoke at 4:00 am to the sound of…nothing. Panic-stricken, she rushed to the crib only to find the baby sleeping peacefully.
“I just can’t believe it,” said the mother. “I envisioned my future as a long walk through a sleep-deprived fog. But now, my hopes and dreams of once again being a fully-functional human being may soon be a reality.”
With the resumption of adequate cognitive functioning, the family is planning once again to enjoy speaking in complete sentences.